I just want to say something to Emma Watson

PLEASE DON'T LEAVE THE HARRY POTTER FILMS! I'm sure that you know that AOL and Internet Movie Database have both been announcing that you are considering leaving the Harry Potter cinematography genre. Now, bare in mind, I understand that no one should force someone to do something they don't want to do, but I think it builds character (okay, I don't I'm just thinking up excuses).

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Seriously, Miss Watson, what can us, the fans do to reinstate your thoughts of staying with the HP crew? Here are some ideas I have thought up.

• Send threatening letters and emails to various UK networks, a la BBC, and ransom-bribe them into giving you your own daytime talkshow.
• Have Dan and Rupert been mean? Tell ya what. We shall hire hitman to stalk them whenever they open their snide mouths (actually, this is not to say Dan or Rupert are foulmouths. I just think seeing them get beat up would be comical. So discard this offer entirely).
• If you don't re-sign for the last 2 HP films, we will hunt you down, kidnap you, shove you in a satellite, blast you into outer space, and force you to watch the worst movies ever made. *cue MST3K theme*
• The "Emma Watson Reconsider Fund" will be opening, with various Watson fans donating money, strictly to go into Emma's pocket (and if she has a hole, whatever pounds fall out are fair game for citizens).
• When fans approach you, they will always address you by your full name: Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson
• Jabs will be taken at you for attending Oxford (there's nothing wrong with that, mind you, but it sounded like a good plan in my head).
• Smuggled video recordings of your old school play performances will be uploaded to YouTube (and really, who wants to be associated with YouTube?)
• Rumors will be spread that your hair is not naturally blonde, and that you are a British worm baby, cloned from American actress Kerri Green.
• Your two cats Dominos and Bubbles, will have a white stripe added to their backs, in our hopes that a French skunk gets attracted to them.
• You will be strapped to a wooden chair and forced to watch "The Little Match Girl" over and over, and over again, until you die from dehydration.

Okay-dokay, Emma. Do these idle threats stir any fear? Makin' you change your mind about quitting Harry Potter? Okay, I have one more spear to throw. Picture this. You quit HP, and WB decides to replace you with...

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HILLARY DUFF OR LINDSEY LOHAN!!!! AAAAAAAAHHH!!!! The horror!

Okay, Emma, I'm through ranting. Now keep in mind. Whatever you decide is ALL UP TO YOU. Do not let this blog entry intimidate you. It was written to give you, and other HP fans a laugh. And if you do change your mind, well I'll be expecting a check in the mail (not really), acknowledging that I helped you. Good Day.

-Brandon "predicts to be murdered by Emma Watson soon" Pierce

Looney Tunes GC: Volume 4

Contents, and discriptions of the cartoons on Disc 2.

Frank Tashlin cartoons!

Case of the Stuttering Pig: Porky's family gets terrorized by a greedy lawyer who transforms himself into a monster.

Little Pancho Villa: A short mexican boy dreams of becoming the greatest bullfighter ever. He doesn't get exactly what he wished for however.

Little Beau Porky: Porky is a roman legion guard ordered to keep out a Roman villian.

Now That Summer is Gone: A small rodent, with a weakness for gambling, challenges other forest animals to various bets.

Porky in the Northwoods: Porky protects the animals of the forest from game wardens.

You're an Education: Another one of Tashlin's "Books Come to Life" cartoons, much like Have You Got Any Castles? available on Volume 2.

Porky's Railroad: Porky races a streamlined Silver Fish train against his own old beat-up train. One of the first cartoons with Mel Blanc as the voice of Porky.

Plane Daffy: Daffy Duck is a message courier bird delivering a military secret that a femme fatale Nazi spy is determined to get.

Porky the Fireman: The title pretty much says it all. Porky working as a fireman. Moving on...

Cracked Ice: An ice skater (a caricature of W.C. Fields) tries to steal some wine from a saint bernard rescue dog.

Puss N' Booty: A cat named Rudolph goes after his owner's newest pet canary bird. This was the last Looney Tunes cartoon produced in Black and White.

I Got Plenty of Mutton: A hungry wolf tries to snatch a few sheeps for breakfast. A guard goat outsmarts him.

Booby Hatched: A newborn duckling can't stand the cold and runs off to find warmth, only to run into a hungry wolf.

Porky's Poultry Plant: Tashlin's debut cartoon at Warner Bros. Porky tries to keep some hungry buzzards away from his barnyard animals, and crops.

The Stupid Cupid: One of Tashlin's final shorts. Cupid Elmer Fudd strikes Daffy Duck with an arrow, and the duck falls in love with an already-spoken-for chicken.

R.I.P. Crocodile Hunter.

Please don't do this in heaven.

February 1962 - September 2006

Eye of the Tiger

Here is a music video by my friend who posts at YouTube (celestialhorse). It contains clips from Angry Beavers episodes including "Enter the Daggett." Enjoy!